My uterus is already attacking me.
When people say “You know that thing you’re really obsessed with?”
“Your husband’s on tv”
“that show that made you cry”
“That show where the main character died”
That one with the really hot British actor.
“I found that body you hid”
i was not expecting this
No one wants to go to TCBY with me tomorrow but this weird guy that is obsessed with himself liked my tweet about it so if he asks me to go with him I’ll probably die.
That’s a hint for everyone I know that follows me to go with me tomorrow to save me from a severely awkward situation.
This is urgent.
Probs getting my period tomorrow, I can tell because
1) I take bc and I usually get it on the third day of sugar pills
2) I’m horny as fuck
3) I want to eat everything in my path
4) I feel like crying for zero reason what so ever